Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Cute Robots of Death

Following my warning last month about an invasion of (possibly harmless yet probably) deadly robots on these shores, I can confirm another sighting.

Study the photographs below very closely. What appears to be a harmless and overgrown ivy-strewn verge is revealed to be the hiding place of a well-camouflaged mechanical killing machine. To make matters worse this technological terror is located outside of a school. Yes, they are now targeting our young.

Should you need further proof of this new wave of kiddie-focussed electronic horror, take a visit to the world of the Tweenbots. Incredibly cute. Dangerously manipulative. Next stop, Terminator-style Armageddon.

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