People of the Southern hemisphere, I bring terrible news. The invasion we were warned about by Mr Johnson has reached our shores. Innocent people are going about their business: buying chips, eating chips, thinking about chips, and all the while little robot eyes are trained on us, plotting their next move. Like how to get our chips.
Whilst I lack the medium of song, dance and video with which to fight the robot menace, I do have a shitty camera on my phone, and whilst I have memory on my card I will document their invasion of our land so that you might know their faces and be alerted. Comrades - remember, some are cute, some are in disguise, but all of them are after your chips. Possibly. Never trust robots.
Christmas disguise, Brunswick Street, Fitzroy
Brilliant camouflaged but the cheesy grin gives him away, Melbourne City
Dusty, possibly deactivated (or out of batteries): Fairfield
Johnny Five is Alive, North Fitzroy
The Hideous Face of Technology Gone Evil, Sydney Big Day Out
If you see robots in our streets and would like to join the good fight of man versus machine, please don't hesitate to send in your pictures. Together we can make a difference.